πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 1776 — 2026 · Two and a half centuries of freedom πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

The Great American
250th Birthday Bash

Food. Swimming. Fireworks 'til your eyeballs sparkle.

Saturday, July 4th, 2026 · 3:00 PM until the last firework fades

By order of the Department of Good Times, your presence is requested.

πŸŽ‰ The Festivities

Here's what we've got cooking for America's 250th:

πŸ“œ The Declaration of Attend-ence

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all parties are not created equal, and this one has a sprinkler.

Will you attend? *

πŸ” We're firing up the grill for hamburgers, hot dogs, and a glorious spread of all-American sides. Come hungry!

πŸ§’ Lil' Patriots Brigade

We've got a pool, a wild sprinkler, and a Great Squirt Gun Skirmish planned. Suit up the little ones!